A sunny beach with a palm tree and deck chair

Retire Me

An unserious attempt to crowdfund one designers
attempt to escape from sensible employment.

£0.00

raised of £1,000,000

This is not a charity, investment, raffle, or product purchase.

Why does this exist?

The internet used to be weirder. Smaller. More human.

Somewhere along the way, everything became optimisation, scale, and monetisation.

This is a tiny act of rebellion.
A pointless project.
A joke.
A real thing.

If even one person smiles, it’s already worth it.

Thanks for being here. You’re part of the art now.

Thank you!

You’ve added fuel to the escape fund. This was voluntary, absurd, and appreciated.